crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.

Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"

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Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

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arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

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Cat blanket

An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.

You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket

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Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

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blanket boy

Generally someone who doesn't go out, yacks when he does, and is most likely scared shitless of females.
Note: Blanket boys are often major phantoms

Yo Danny.
My names not Danny its Connor!
Ok Blanket Boy.

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wool blanket

An uncircumcised penis.

"That guy has a wool blanket, yuck."

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