The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito
Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell
When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
When you're fingering a chick and really gettin in there
You slammed your finger in a door? How are you gonna knuckle blast that chick?
A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy
Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.
A beer with high alcohol content that tempts Hatian men into sailing the stormy seas as a butt pirate.
One more Brooklyn Blast and Newson will be plundering for man booty.
When rap neon Christmas lights around your cock and fuck a bitch.
Did you neon blast your girl last night? Yeah dude but one of the Christmas lights got stuck in her.