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fucking a girl in the dark doggy style with a chewbacca mask on and right before ejaculuation you moan like a chewbacca
my gf has a starwars fetish and wanted to do a blind chewbacca
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Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.
Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!
Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.
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Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.
Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"
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A 2019 song by The Weeknd and also the best damn tune ever to be released.
Blinding lights lyrics:
Yeah
I've been tryin' to call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I could never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
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When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.
Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"
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Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.
They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.
That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date
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When having to pee in a blacked out bathroom when the electricity is cut at the middle of the night or simply the light bulb in the room has burst.
When i didn't pay my electric bill, the power in the house was cut at 10:00 pm where I has to blind fire in the bathroom but I was no where near the toilet and urinated on my Nike sneakers.
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