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A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.
Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!
Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate.
Boy - Yo guess what I do Ju jit su!
Girl - cool, so nerds karate
Boy - come on
( Brazilian Ju jit su - Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate. )
When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger
I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.
My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.
When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.