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A bowl of weed first thing in the morning
“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”
You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka
Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today
When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.
Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.
Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.
Breakfast Drink
1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy
The smell of farts after eating out for breakfast. They can last all day.
Damn Mike, smells like dirty breakfast here!
Sorry, we ate the Circle Restaurant this morning!
A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.
"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"
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