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The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 20, 2016


Whopper Breath

The combination of beef, tomato, onion, pickles, lettuce, buns, condiments, and saliva in your mouth for up to 12 hours after a trip to Burger King.

Man, that girl had some serious whopper breath!

by Dudemanbro92 June 27, 2015


The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023


ballsack breath

Halitosis that stank like balls

Janine came to the house and ate pancakes, sipped tea in the parlor, played frisbee, read poetry, gargled balls, enjoyed personal time then departed. I should add that she had quite the hint of ballsack breath.

by Ballsoup49 May 23, 2013


Safe Breath

Safe Breath is the practice of wearing a face mask usually followed by people with a sense of social conscious. Practicing Safe Breath is patronizing businesses that require face masks in public retail spaces and boycotting those that do not.

I used to shop there but they don't Practice Safe Breath, so I vote with my money and shop where Safe Breath is practiced.

by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2020


Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017


costco breath

the breath you get after eating all the samples offered at costco.

Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!

by Kandeez May 28, 2010