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A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.
Brett defined as , someones excessively using excuses. ie. I did not come make time or prioritize time because I got lazy I was too be turning up the night before.
How do I Start to explain smething u feel - to me, he's... this is gunna be good 😈❤️ 🔥💛 More than these wrds could mean to u; 😮 💨😮 💨 DAYyyumm ❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥He's a softer love, a slower beat in my chest. His words are 🧱 and diction. He is timeless. He has every bit of me and that scares me because he could truely break me. 🤩 He is the love of my life, I think, the holder of my heart; its weird to trust someone so much but yet actually feel the 🦋 or rush of fear - like, "this could actually hurt, fuck." He has the ability to light me up 💗💓❤️ 🔥 Not in the sense of depression or motivation but make my heart skip a beat, make me feel something or fall for someone. He makes me want to be the girl apparently everyone sees but the side no one gets, like I've found the person I want to have a relationship with and give MY heart too, #imthatgirl #notjustafriend #withwho ..Not just anyone, not just for everyone I truely live that && feel that, couldn't if fake it tried and wouldn't fake it. I could try though 😈 but I wouldn't just my advice. He is my best friend and my weakness. Everything I want; I need. Loving him is kinda like having 2 shoes but only knowing how to lace one up but it's a perfect match. 🔥
I involuntarily love him. It's weird, it's crazy, it's amazing, and I never want to lose him.
My favorite is when we talk to eachother so close our lips are barely touching 😮 💨❤️ 🔥🫸🫷 that close.
Anyway I love You Brett ❤️ 🔥 who even wrote this shit.
Really bummed Brett ❤️ 🔥 wouldn't let me talk half the shit I wanted to on here low-key. Double Damn. This sites kinda for the birds and word count limitations that appear to be run on sentences with no pause for feeling..but yea
Literally though,
He's so fckkn amazing && I loves him, he is a hottie 😍.
You couldn't replace him and you definitely couldn't change him, he's everything you wish you could B.
A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.