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brian halsey

A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.

Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.

Brian Halsey is my favorite teacher because his presence raises my seratonin levels.

by cage,nicholascage April 14, 2018


The Brian Wilson

Is when you do a handstand and shit on yourself.

Hey bro, did u just do the Brian Wilson while eating?

by sanfranchic December 1, 2008


Brian Moss

an idealized "cuckold" that is sexually attracted to the sight of his own wife being fucked by animals (ie. dogs, horses, etc.) rather than other men

I think I'm a Brian Moss because I'm getting an erection from seeing that great dane fuck my wife!

by Brian Albert Moss May 2, 2018


The Brian Effect

A moment of absurd idiocy, usually in large quantities of nonsense, particularly found in high ranking individuals during everyday tasks

*Shaun instead of dealing with the divorce, gave his credit card to his cheating ex wife* "The Brian Effect"

by Jakethesnake82804 August 10, 2022


Brian Yau

Basically the hottest guy in the school. Whoever he is friends with is super lucky. He is popular too.

Person A: Who's that cute kid over there?
Person B: He's Brian Yau!

Person A: omg, I know who my crush is now!!!

by Poopybadstinkypoopoo321 July 8, 2020


Sick Brian

The worst kind of Brian in his altered form. A Sick Brian is like a Bad Luck Brian on steroids. He is a bummer to be around and is also very salty. There are only two cures: horse semen and duck butter.

Person 1. Hey Brian do you want to go to the movies?
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!

by Concerned Roommates October 10, 2013


Brian LeClaire

A Frenchman , slab master, supreme male.

I was on the lake and pulled a Brian LeClaire and ended up with a boat full of slabs.

by Ryan boone October 26, 2019