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A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!
(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!
"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"
A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots
A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.
This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.
Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9
When a chef working a big rush cuts one of his fingers and doesn't have time to get a band aid.
He takes the cut and cauterizes it on the flat top, then calls for a shot of alchohal to line, sticks the wound in it to sanitize and takes the shot straight for the pain. Then keeps working.
taking a chef's shot at home without the adrenaline of a dinner rush is a bad idea
Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.
Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?
Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky
Me and my mate went out last night, he can’t hold his drink, he was cheffing all over