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A murderous sexual move, the Chicago Chopper was first practiced by mob in Chicago in the 20's and has since become a staple of maphia rape-murder. As a woman is performing fellatio on a man, just before he cums he slits her throat and cums onto it.
News Anchor; A womans body was discovered yesterday, the victim of a Chicago Chopper. Police are currently investigating.
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A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
The Chicago Bears still suck !!!
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The worst franchise in baseball. They're fans are childlike creatures who believe every Cub is the best at his respective position.
The Chicago Cubs were swept by the St. Louis Cardinals this weekend.
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A metal band from Tallahassee, FL that is composed of a bunch of bi/gay fat chicks who have muffin tops. They like bands such as: Design the Skyline, Verdicts, Bullet For My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace... You get the point. They are amazing and one of their boyfriends is a man. Their members look like Dr. Seuss, Fabio, Chewy, and Elmo. Yell "YOU GUYS SUCK" if you happen to see them in public, although they are good.
That chick looks like she belongs in Chicago Skyline.
Chi Sky needs to DIE.
Chicago Skyline is sexy.
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When having sex with a girl and you accidentally cum inside of her. You are worried about possible pregnancies, so you proceed to beat the girl to death with your penis.
I forgot to pull out of Cindy so I had to give her "the Chicago Stomper" to take care of it.
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a massive amount of diarrhea, do in part to chicago style food.
Frank: "Yo, is Mark comin to class today?"
Matt: "Nah, he's got a mad case of the chicago shits."
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Kanye West is the Shame of Chicago. He can't sing, can't rap, can't dance, can't act, and is only famous for being an asshat of epic proportions.
Along comes the first VMA award and it's the best lady music video. Taylor Swift wins and she looks shellshocked. She sputters and butters along and in a move worthy of Bewitched, the Shame of Chicago (aka Kanye) blings onto the stage, takes the microphone and says "I'm a let you finish" and goes on to say that Beyonce had the best video.
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