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When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways
I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!
When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.
Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.
No... Like seriously close that shit
Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.
Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.