country bumpkin

A word often used by a person outside the southern region to define people from the South

"You from Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin."

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country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.

I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!

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orange country

Also a county in southeast Texas. Painfully boring. If you want to go ANYWHERE, have enough gas to drive 30 min. to Beaumont.

We also have a town named Orange in Orange County. It has a movie theater with two screens and a wal-mart.

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alt country

A term used to describe any country music that is liked by someone who is not a 'country music fan'. It usually means that they like country music when it is performed by certain bands that have been blessed as cool by the hipster community.

I hate country music.
But you like that Loretta Lynn song covered by Neko Case, that's country music.
No, that's sung by Neko Case, so that makes it alt country. See how it works???
No, actually, I don't.

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country thick

White girl that has a ghetto booty who is country and likes black guys.

Damn girl you is country thick!

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Black Country

The Area of the midlands near Birmingham

Similar slang to Brummie's but with some diferences

accents sound similar aswell

Noddy Holder is from the Bladk Country
Jasper Carrott is from Brum

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Country Music

In one word: Painful.

1. As my grandmother turned on her country-music radio station, my ears started to bleed.

2. "If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd have a ball in mine."

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