Vomit Cake

When you and a friend don’t have anything to mix your cake batter with, so you consume all the ingredients raw, then throw it up into a cake pan and bake it.

Dave: What are you doing today Phil?
Phil: Steve and I might make a vomit cake for the party tonight.

struggle cakes

A booty that lacks the potential to appeal to others .most likely a small or oddly shaped backside.

Did you see miley cyrus twerkin those nubian struggle cakes. Booty Struggle

piece of cake

something very easy to do

Beating the Grapple Guardian in Metroid Prime 2 (Echoes) is a piece of cake.

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sky cake

"Sky cake" is a theorized heavenly confection promised to crude people in return for their overall better behavior. The actual dessert proposed to these people can vary; if two crude people discover that they were each promised different treats in the hereafter, they may attempt to destroy one another.

A metaphor for religion from Patton Oswalt's stand-up "My Weakness is Strong".

"You believe in sky baklava? No! No, I believe in sky cake! There can only be sky cake! RRRRRRRRRR"

"We've got countries blowing each other to smithereens over sky cake."

"Oh, sky cake. Why are you so delicious?"

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A walk in the cake

"A walk in the park" and "cake walk" combined. It simply means that the action was easy.

Man, that new Mario game was a walk in the cake.

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lebanese cake

it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.

Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"

Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"

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sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

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