Caleb Schwandt is a fucking whore who likes to mess with girls’ feelings he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and he’s the worst person like ever because he doesn’t care about people who care about him only the ones who couldn’t care less about him and legit hate him. But just Caleb schwandts because Caleb Rivers is hot.
Caleb Schwandt is low key a bitch ass whore.
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The act of jacking off to a guy who kinda looks like a girl
"No mom im not gay, i was just doing a Dirty Caleb"
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Caleb and tiana are the perfect couple
Tiana gives him pleasure in the sheets and Caleb gives her pleasure. They are both nice and Caleb is super laid back which tiana loves
Wow they are definitely a Caleb and Tiana!!!
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A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.
"Oh, that guy looking menacingly at the dog? That's Caleb Conlon!"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"
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A fat, ugly man that still wears size XXXXXXXXL diapers in his sleep. All girls are deterred from him due to the tiny specimen lurking around in his pants. Non-athletic, thinks he’s good at many sports and achieves his genes from his whale like mom.
Caleb West will be depressed crying in his bedroom like the baby he is.
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The act of flying from Vietnam to Australia illegally
Dude, you totally just Caleb Cook
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To make the situation Jewish in some way.
Stop being such a Caleb Rosenfield!
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