Rural Dictionary

california driver

a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they're not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour

"get off the road you clifornia driver"

by stoned mellow December 9, 2003

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A small town in San Benito County. While this town has hicks who wear light denim jeans and ride pickup trucks, there is a good amount of culture and cool kids who inhibit the area. The only thing to do is hang out at the coffee shop, but that's not so bad because Hollister has a plethora of local high school bands that play there. And they're also not half bad.

There is only one high school(San Benito High) bearing the mascot Hank the Haybaler. Everyone in town goes to the high school's football games, where Hank is present. San Benito is also referred to as "the High School."

There used to be a kind of cool biker rally, but then it got cancelled so now the band kids can't fundraise by working at it and need to find other ways to raise money.

Hollister is also very close to awesome, hip places such as San Jose, Monterey, Santa Cruz, Carmel, etc. This town may appear to be a nothing town, but if you lived here you'd know that it's full of kind adults and teens with big ideas.

The West Side is where the poorer people live, the East side is average/middleclass, and all the rich people live in the Southside.

Hollister is just a town filled with rad kids and cool local bands.

but don't get me wrong, the second I graduate I'm getting the hell out.

What's there to do in Hollister, California?

Watch Fugu at Mars, duh.

by rachelberry. January 6, 2011

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california coffee

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.

Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.

by TJ Short September 17, 2007

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Dani California

One of the greatest funk rock songs to be released in the history of forever. It hit radio's nationwide on April 4th, however, if you were awesome you went to www.vids4life.com 2 weeks prior to that and got to see the full length video (which by the way is FREAKING awesome video). It is sung by the Red Hot Chili Peppers who is a band that has made its own genre that remains untouched by any other band because there style of playing is so unique. They are simply amazing, and so is this song, which is released on the Stadium Arcadium album due May 9th, 2006

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
Shes my priestess im your priest
Yeah, Yeah
^^ they manage to make that sound so freaking awesome even while they look like total trannys, hippies, or even goths.

Simply put, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Dani California rock your socks.

by Travis W who goes to Knoch April 7, 2006

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