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Person 1: "Hey that's callum"
Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"
Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.
Stop playing games in class Callum!
Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis
Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom
Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.
When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)
Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct