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Stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do!
"Fuck dude i smoked a bit last night"
care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted
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the process of smoking marijuana until one becomes stoned.
Me and billy just got off a long hard day at the office, so we began taking care of buisness and forgot all about the day.
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The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
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When you look at someone that is so cute you see rainbows and butterflies and care bears
I saw Audrey the other day. She's so pretty I was giving her the care bear stare all day.
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the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it
person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
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Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.
Also known as "ICU knitting."
Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.
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