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A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.
Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.
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A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.
Where you going carrot picker?
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A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)
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A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.
Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
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Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.
Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt
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A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
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A man who eats carrots his name is jim.
Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot
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