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A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.
Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.
A man who eats carrots his name is jim.
Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot
A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot
A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after
I had such a good kawaii carrot
A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.
Where you going carrot picker?
A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.
Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt