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A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.
Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.
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A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot
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A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.
Where you going carrot picker?
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A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used when describing someone attractive.
"That snowboarder Shawn White is so hot."
"I know, I love those carrot juice guys."
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A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.
Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
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Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.
Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt
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A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
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