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Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake November 27, 2007


Jim Carrot

A man who eats carrots his name is jim.

Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot

by DualTone February 19, 2012


Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 10, 2023


Kawaii carrot

A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after

I had such a good kawaii carrot

by Yiffinggurl241006 April 15, 2019


carrot picker

A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.

Where you going carrot picker?

by Carley187 December 13, 2017


Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016


carrot butt

Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.

Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt

by Daxlions April 17, 2016