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king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

by shlluver January 31, 2008


Kiss castle

A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".

Some nights I build a kiss castle.

by Ramathorne 32 February 14, 2019


Castle Mead Academy

For a place surrounded by a really trash area called leicester, its a bit better then most other schools like Fullhurst(which is apparently one of the worst schools in leicester) . It doesnt come as a surprise people vape and theres lots of litter.The school is relatively new but the curriculum and classrooms are ok. One of the worst things here are that the school starts at 8:20am and ends at 3:40 which is just outrageous, but luckily on Friday we end on 2:10pm.On Monday and Thursday we have this thing called CCT or Castle Character Time which starts at 3:00 to 3:40. This is basically a list of activities you want to do such as sports relaxing stuff like stitching or music lesson, theres alot of choices you can choose. The food might be slightly overpriced but cmon all schools do that, and the foods not actually half bad and they have safety regulations and don't actually have moments where the lunch ladies make mistakes.You can check what you want before you eat With these giant TVs hanging off the wall at 2 floors high.The school is located inside a park with a BMX pump track and a playground for children,It is also located near City Centre. There is also a canal on one side of the school which you can look into and see how much litter is in there but its not usually that dirty.The school is pretty small than most other secondaries but it does fit everyone in.

‘Hey which school do you go?’
I go Castle Mead Academy.’
‘Thats kind of a good school.’
If it wasn't for the time we leave, its at 3:40.’

by bronklebing225 October 30, 2023


castle pines

the yeast infected vagina of colorado, filled to the brim with rich white families who were all probably involved in fraternities

kyle: i live in castle pines
john: off yourself

by dougcoh8r July 25, 2022


King of the Castle

Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.

Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa

Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’

by PP Castle February 6, 2022


Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker

by Not.me.definitely January 3, 2022


Hang Castle

Better than Mystic Mansion.

Reject Mystic Mansion. Embrace Hang Castle.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021