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a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.
Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.
Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.
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Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.
We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!
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1)Eating eggs and bacon out of an asian prostitutes arse.
(Typically performed by a dolfi)
2)When you fuck a girl and crack an egg inside her, then let the mixture come out. It looks like a cloudy sunrise.
Example: I heard Codi got a Chinese Sunrise from the hooker last night.
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The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.
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A multi stepped sexual process:
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
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The poor state of breath that is common among Chinese people and / or people from varying Asian nationalities. It is considered somewhat foul and off-putting.
"Jessica hooked up with Allan, that Chinese guy but apparently he had Chinese breath. Now she is nervous about hooking up with other Asian men again."
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they’ll tell you how great and magnificent china is, and the western countries are no match to china, illegally (most “western” websites are banned in china)
chinese people on twitter: china is the greatest country on earth. the united states are no match for our good country.
twitter in china: banned*
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