When you eat ass at a one night stand on a cold winter's night
Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?
That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.
Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?
A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.
"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".
The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you
Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye
When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.
Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.
I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.