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There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.
Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.
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Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.
Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face
"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan
Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
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Christopher usually have really big dick i mean super huge dicks anacondas,foot longs like the biggest penis in the world
and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids
anacondas are a slang for big dick christopher bostic
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When someone discovers something great. Then, someone else takes that and calls it his own. Suddenly, everyone knows that person #2 "discovered" it. Really annoying when you're person #1. I'm sure we've all been in this situation before!
Person #1: Hey dude, look at this new strategy i just found! It cuts lots of time off of my score!
Person #2: HEY EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THIS NEW TACTIC I CAN BEAT YOU ALL NOW!
Person #1: Dude, that's the Christopher Columbus Effect. You can't just take me work!
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Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
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Feb the 14th. The day when single men and women get together, watch Christopher Walken movies, and make crass jokes about everybody who had to buy chocolate and flowers for somebody that probably doesn't even really want them anyway.
Hey, are you comin' to my Christopher Walken Day party this Thursday? You can bring friends but no sucking face allowed! We're gonna be playing the drinking game where you drink every time Christopher Walken gives somebody the evil eye, so bring your favorite adult beverage as well.
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1. a person who doesn't appeciate this website
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner
1. "THIS IS SHIT!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"
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