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The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.
Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?
Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.
How fucking lame.
Completely not worth it.
Agreed.
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When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.
Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.
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Conservative rallying cry that has little to no basis in history or reality for that matter as stated. If by "nothing" you mean that Bill Clinton never dragged us into the kind of disaster George W. Bush did with his poorly-planned and executed mega-quagmire, then you'd be right on the money. However, if by "nothing" you mean the time his anti-terror legislation (Omnibus Anti-Terrorism Act of 1995) was cock-blocked by the GOP-controlled Congress, when his assertions that Al-Quaeda in general and Osama Bin Laden in particular were serious threats were balked at by many Republicans, when his proposal to create a department dealing primarily with homeland security was rejected, and when his warnings that Islamic extremism was going to be the new threat of our age were ignored, then you've probably been paying more attention than most of America.
Bill Clinton's anti-terror and homeland defense ideas weren't ahead of their time as much as they were shot down due to partisan bullshit from Republicans. And Democrats are supposed to be the obstructionists?
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The worst school in the history of all schools. It's full of whores, fuck boys, and snobby bitches. You have no excuse to go there.
Person 1: She's a slut.
Person 2: She must go to Clinton High School.
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The insertion of a lit cigar into the anal orifice of preferably a male, then the subsequent removal of it to sniff the aroma on the cigar to permit sexual arousal.
Brendan had a cigar shoved up his read lit by his girlfriend, he pushed it out and she sniffed it complimenting him on the aroma of the Reverse Bill Clinton.
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Eating no dairy, or products from animals other than fish. Choosing a vegan lifestyle while still eating fish. Eating no other meat or dairy products than fish.
A Bill Clinton vegan eats no dairy or meat products other than fish.
A Bill Clinton vegan will not eat any form of cheese, meat stalk, or meat of any kind other than fish.
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