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When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her
"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."
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To masturbate before your spouse gets home.
I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.
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A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.
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For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
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The countdown from when you expect to have sex to when you actually have sex.
Yo homie! I was chillin at my gf's place and my sex clock was over an hour! not par!
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When you snort cocaine out of an empty bullet casing, because you ain't got time for the bullshit. Also known as a "Power Nose"
"Yo, I straight up had to pull a Broken Clock before I jumped out of the car and smacked that bitch."
"Let me hit this Broken Clock up before I put this cat on ice."
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A group of losers who think they are good at flash animation because they slap the word 'B' on it and worship it because idiots at Newgrounds are stupid enough to let it pass.
Their false idol, Strawberry Clock, abandoned the Clock Crew long ago because he realized what a bunch of faggots they all are.
These immature losers have also spawned many other piece of shit clubs such as the 'Lock Crew,' and the 'Cock Crew.'
Also see gay, fag, and loser.
I saw the Clock Crew on Newgrounds today. I'm going to kill myself now.
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a Bunny Clock is another meaning for orgasm.
BunnyClock is also one of the leetest clocks in the crew, he totally rocks and his flash skills are amazing
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I just totally Bunny Clock'ed on my keyboard!
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Betcha i can make that girl Bunny Clock?
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OMG I LOVE BUNNYCLOCK! I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!
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