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Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!
Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
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This guy will moan about anything!
He’s got no lunch, you give your own sandwitch, then insists on paying for it, reads the printed price, then that’s not all folks , bitches about the price!
This guy would moan about winning the lottery.
(this is done in a slump syle)
the end ov the world.
god is a twat.
Fuck, oh shit, O no, have you seen this, kinel, oh no, God, jesus, iv had enough of this, bollocks, the end of the world os nigh! or the contract.
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Colin Firth Week is a 7 day long celebration of the British actor Colin Firth. It is celebrated from the 1st-7th October and is celebrated by watching media he has been in. The week builds up to National Colin Firth Day which is celebrated on the last day October 7th. Colin Firth's legacy is also commonly celebrated on his birthday (September 10th).
"How are you celebrating Colin Firth Week?"
"I'm watching Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones Diary and Love Actually!"
guy 1: hey you're acting like a real colin from gettr
guy 2: thanks
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"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.
"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"
"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"
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A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".
Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.
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