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While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.
Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.
When an imprint of someone's lipstick is left either on the shaft or base of your penis.
Person 1: So I took them home from the club and since we got right to it, they ended up leaving lipstick on me.
Person 2: Damn, looks like they gave you a lipstick collar! Guess you'll have to call them back for sure 😏
The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.
Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.
You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.
Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.
When a conversation or interaction escalates beyond the point of polite disagreement, and your best option is to a provide raw, direct, and straightforward response.
When I found out she went behind my back and lied about the situation, I went blue collar on her.
Hard working individuals usually without a professional degree.
Date a blue collar man if you don’t wanna get you want to live a simple life.
Date a white collar if you want a more polished lifestyle.
Those who continue their work life by working at home
Most of white collars turned into fiber collars due to virus outbreak