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a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight
"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."
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piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.
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a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple
Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.
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A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).
In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.
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A School Network Administrator that is in charge of enforcing the school's internet policy. Their assistants include the Computer Gestapo, which monitor the computers and network activity in individual buildings, and the Computer Luftwaffe, which shoots down every attempt to bypass website blockers and monitoring software.
Student 1: Man, why in the hell is Fox sports blocked????
Student 2: Fuckin' computer Nazis man.
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The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.
Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.
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