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A a ball of pee covered snow on top of a cone. Used as a joke/trick to make people eat pee.
Jim: Here have a Yellow snow cone.
Josh: Ew it tastes like piss.
Jim: {Laughing}
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When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she just squeezes the shaft and sucks the head...it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone. Also comes with blue balls
Alan Jackson song chatahoochee “ I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”
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When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue
My buddy Derek said he took home two whales last night and gave them both a Chocolate Snow Cone
To skeet on a girl wearing snow gear while in or flying over Switzerland
Jeremy: Hey, how was your trip to Switzerland?
Matt: Not bad..Met some sweet strange!
Jeremy: Oh nice! Did you buy her food?
Matt: Not unless a Swiss snow cone counts as a meal
When an animal with a cone around its neck is straight cone locked up in that prison that makes them lose their dignity & equilibrium.
I can tell Tunez isn't herself since the surgery, that shit around her neck has her straight cone locked up!
When you are in Canada and you grab the snow off the ground and put it on your penis and stick it up a girls ass.
Richard and I went outside and we were getting a little horny so he decided to give me a good old fashion Canadian snow cone.
"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"
-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10
Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.
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