Gid the Cook

The sole god of bronies, and nothing else.

All the bronies bow down to Gid the Cook, their god.

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abby cook

Loves to suck dick and swallow kids

get you an abby cook for the best head

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Cook's treat

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.

Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service

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Caleb Cook

The act of flying from Vietnam to Australia illegally

Dude, you totally just Caleb Cook

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cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

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cook it up

It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.

(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"

"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"

(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"

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Dane Cook

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.

"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"

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