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I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.
Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.
You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.
The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!
the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?
well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
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The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.
Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.
In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"
A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.