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Where you kidnap your friends and put them in Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria and the animatronics are actually sex toys and they continually give you Russian flash bangs, German gasmasks, etc, when it turn midnight till 6am. For five nights in a row.
Person 1: “Nah my friends made me do the Five Nights At Creamy’s Challenge.”
Person 2: “Damn what even is that.”
Person 1: “It’s just a bunch of sex toys and animatronics that give some flash bangs and such, I get kinky for those.”
Person 2: “that should’ve been me you know how I get around them animatronics😩”
Person 1: “It happens 12am - 6am”
Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.
Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch
When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter
noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment
noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch
alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money
random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....
Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz
Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella
creamy c**nter is a way to say damn you did that so well you made me cream,
they often pull loads of girls, milfs and gilfs with the occasional dilfs.
woah your a creamy c**nter, i love you
when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age
I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle