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A cute white trash girl that likes to fish and enjoys guys with small boats
That girl Kim is a real Jon boat cricket
A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.
The way he plays is like a Mardi Gras Cricketer. Like a South Perth Mardi Gras.
Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.
Daddy can we stop at the club to get something to eat or maybe get a quick tennis match in?
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To have sex with someone and then never talk to them again. However they also leave a recognizeable mark, whether it may be a hicky, bite mark, or scratch. Derived from the habit of female crickets who mark their mates to avoid future sexual contact.
Friend 1 : Hey I saw that hicky on Chris's neck?!
Friend 2: Yeah that was for hit it n' cricket reasons only...
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Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:
* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit)
* 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby
* 40 runs for a pint
A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss.
The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out.
Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse.
Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.
Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.
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The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.
Me: So did pound that bitch last night.
Jordan: Hell no bro!!!
Me: Why not?
Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!
Me: Shitty deal bro.
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An extremely exclusive private country club located in the Chestnut Hill neighborhood of Philadelphia. It maintains three golf courses, a nine hole course off of its main facilities and two eighteen hole courses right outside philadelphia in Flourtown. It also maintains both grass and clay tennis courts, a swimming pool, squash courts and a cricket team. One of the poshest clubs in philadelphia, with a membership made up primarily of many very old WASP families. One of the oldest country clubs in the nation, not much has changed about its membership or ideology since its inception in 1854. Membership fees would bankrupt the common family, but for a majority of members they are exempt from paying certain initiation fees if they are born members. (How many of the members afford to not even work)
The Club employs a disproportional amount of African Americans, as caddies/waitstaff as a continuance of many old traditions.
Commonly abbreviated as; PCC
Person 1: Your a member of Philadelphia Cricket Club?
Person 2: Yup, all my life...
Person 1: How do you afford this, you don't even work!
Person 2: Inherited the membership; no fees for me...
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