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To travel around the world (No matter the transport method) to see new places, experience new things, meet new people and make memories.
I'm going to Cruise Life around Vienna this weekend!
To go to or to meet up with someone
I'm going to the beach cruise phat
Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight
Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder
To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole
Can we cruise ship it tonight?
When a black girls pussy hair is so long you can make it into corn rows.
Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then
SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE TALLER THAN HE IS
TOM CRUISE IS A SHORT ARSE WITHOUT HIS BOX
Bert "im sure willy wasn`t that tall last week"
Betty "he must be standing on a cruise box"
Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.
Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.