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And that's when I shot my white tadpole delight all over her face!
She lapped that shit up.
rubbing, tugging, or massaging the genitals of one's lover, exterior to their jeans.
I don't really know if I got to 3rd base or not, because all I got from her over the past 3 hours of making out was a "Denim Delight"
When two West Virginia lesbian couples meet for dinner, swap partners, and leave the party with faces resembling glazed donuts.
Tabitha and Lisa had their new lesbian co-workers over for a Charleston Delight last evening. Tabitha's face looked like a glazed Crispy Creme when the girls left.
When a person (the primary) has sex with three other people at the same time, but the three others are there to service the primary.
Jane got a triple delight last night. She came so many times that she could hardly walk when they were done with her. In the morning she woke up and had a Portuguese Breakfast.
Getting a handjob from a friend/person/someone in a coma. With permission of course.
P1: bro if you're ever in a coma can I get a afterlife delight?
P2: yeah bro
When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.
Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”
It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig
Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.
Boof dog dick urethra Dog delight canine cream pie K-9 cream pie puppy pumpin