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When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.
Mexican: “Eat it”
Geck: “No”
Mexican: “It’s spicy”
Geck: “No it’s not”
Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”
When you brush your teeth and you rip a fat, stinky, fart.
Did you hear that Amin gave himself a Turkish Delight? Homeboy was dying in that bathroom.
This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks
Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all
When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.
Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight
Friend: fuckin sick cunt
When some one dunks their balls in Tzasiki sauce and their partner licks it off.
I ordered way too much Tzasiki. Hope my girlfriend is ready for a salty Turkish Delight later.
The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.
The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.
A one-handed handjob, u)sually reserved for an anniversary or other special event), culminating in a mouthful of tomato sauce followed by oral copulation.
She hit me with the ol 'Sicilian Delight' lastnight. It was amazing, but I dont know where she learned it...