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a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.
(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine
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a wonderful band that formed in the mid 80s somewhere in Massachusetts. They practically played 'grunge' and 'alternative' before those terms became a vogue around 1991. Members are J Mascis on guitar and most of the vocals, Lou Barlow on bass and Murph on drums (with images of sunshine faces on the bass drum heads). All their albums are pretty good, 'Green Mind' from 1992 recently got a reissue with bonus tracks. While many other alternative bands have imploded or bit the dust, Dinosaur Jr. is still around and if anything is to be said, they're even better now than ever before.
1. In 2018 I saw Dinosaur Jr. at a beerfest in Marengo, Ohio and it brought me back to my college days. After everything that's come and gone, musically and otherwise - it's good to see these troopers still in the game. J Mascis now has long white hair, a long white beard and he looks like a wise man. He still sings 'softly' and his guitar playing is fierce and LOUD. And their recent CDs are better than previous. They're better than ever.
2. in 2021 during lockdown Dinosaur Jr. released a new CD, 'Sweep It Into Space'. It's very good. They made a few videos for it, but the pandemic kept them from touring to promote it. So they put on a free internet show for the NPR web page, playing in an empty ballroom with just a cinematographer. On the stage they had namesake toys - inflatable dinosaur toys of several species, Muppet dolls (like Animal and Ernie), a John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, a Rolling Stones 8-track tape and other props on the stage and for 45 minutes they rocked the house (sans audience). They were as electric and stellar as when I saw them 3 years before and they made my day. Thanks, guys. Now let's stay safe for the better times to come.
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An older person that is still very...well...rofl. Can just be used in general if you feel like acting retarted and yelling it out at random.
Mike: Did you see David's dad? Hes so funny!
Adam: He a total Rofl Dinosaur!!
In a public place...
Mike: ROFL DINOSAUR!!!!
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A sub-group of the Flat Earthers, they believe earth is shaped like a dinosaur. As the saying goes, a bunch of discord kids had a glass of beer and had a dream that the earth is shaped as a dinosaur.
Little did they know their drinks were laced with LSD and sleeping pills. 69 hours later, they founded a server named "Dinosaur Earth Society" which spreads the word of this earth shape.
Earth has since then morphed into the shape of a dinosaur.
Edgy Ellen: The earth is fuckin' flat, go to hell Dinosaur Earth society.
Woke Wendy: At least we don't hold annual Flat-Earthers convention in England. Flat earthers made the intelligence of mankind reduce by a 69 trillion.
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When two massively obese people have sex in a walk-in freezer
Hey Martha after your done with your deep-fried twinky lets go have some frozen dinosaur sex!
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Some dumb Jurassic Park fan club. They think the Earth is a Dinosaur, but they have a couple of loose screws in their head. They’re also huge assholes. They deny the truth that the Earth is a sandwich.
Dino Earther: YoU’rE mOM GaY! HAr hAr!
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.
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Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
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