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Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.

Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.

by zach galifinoccia January 23, 2012


Douche Strap

A chin strap, but douchier.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.

by DUBS123 November 12, 2009


douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009


Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.

They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.

by 6310 August 15, 2009


Douche Nickel

A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."

Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.

Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel

by lowbrowhumor March 1, 2011


Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011


Douche Dust

Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:

Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!

Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?

by manisgod420 April 15, 2020