Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).

"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"

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Driving Adventure

No words can adequately describe this amazing transition into the world of the unknown. Basically, it goes back in time to when one could drive places just for fun and not worry. It's to drive to various unknown locations and possibly get lost for fun.

Dude: "I live in the suburbs and I'm so bored, what should I do?"
Other Dude: "Dude, let's go on a driving adventure, I saw this road I've never driven on and we might get lost."
Dude: "That's freaking legit, I'm down."

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Skyline Drive

A steep mountainous road in Canon City built by prisoners sometime before 1950, that was built as all canonites know to kill off the residents of colorado. You will find head banging students of CCHS flying down skyline at 80 MPH while unsuspecting tourists are nearly run off the road. or cursed at for being so god damn slow.Its a roller coaster in a car!

DAMN! SKYLINE DRIVE IS THE PLACE TO BE DUDE!!!

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test drive

to have sexual relations with an individual with the purpose of gathering information to aid in future decisions regarding with whom to participate in sexual relations with

Gabe got that girl all liquored up to test drive her ass before spending all that money wining and dining her at the Eat n' Park.

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drive-by text

when a friend sends you a text message or instant message then does not reply to your response.

Last night Leah passed out after she texted me. I got drive-by texted.

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Driving Stick

A handjob that occurs while driving a vehicle

"Even with an automatic transmission Jacob still enjoyed driving stick"

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Jolt Drive

A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.

That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.

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