dump sauna

When you or someone you know, likely a roommate turns on the shower to the hottest setting, takes a big stinky dump, then proceeds to shower. When you or said roommate leaves the bathroom, for the next 1-2 hours it will be a "dump sauna." A hot, steamy, sweaty room filled with fecal particles floating in the air.

This act may be done to disguise the act of pooping itself.

Note: The smell may be supplemented with air freshener and/or potpourri.

I was waiting to use the bathroom for 10 hours this morning, when my roommate finally left I went in and sure enough, a perfect dump sauna was waiting for me. Thanks roomie!

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paid dump

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.

I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.

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Uncle Dump

This is a method used by a former girlfriend/boyfriend to end a relationship. This method involves the ex partner asking an Uncle to call and end a long term relationship over the telephone.

" My friend and his girlfriend and got in an argument.....24 hours later her Uncle calls him and informs him that the relationship with his niece is OVER...... He got the Uncle Dump."

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Major Dump

When you feel that your dump is going to be massive to an extent that you feel it is impossible to take it somewhere other than your own toilet, due to the amount of gases you might release that could turn out very embarrassing.

I had to leave work and drive 40 Miles to get back home to take a Major Dump.

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Brain dump

The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.

During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.

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Dump and Chase

An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.

The Huskies rely on Dump and Chase but fail to perform it correctly

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caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

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