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Elijah

A savage gamer god who loves to smash puss and respect women. Except for when these women express irrational opinions. He will then crush them under the weight of his massive cock. He loves movies, especially lighthouse.

Damn I kinda wanna fuck Elijah

Get in line bro.

by DaBabyJesus June 13, 2021


Elijah

Elijah is the most amazing person you will ever come across on this earth. He’s kind, caring, he really sucks at comforting you when you vent but he knows how to cheer you up with his funny jokes when you feel sad, so he doesn’t completely suck at comforting. He has a lot of friends and no matter how much he flirts with you, he’s pretty clueless. He’s really fine and has an awesome personality, you’d want to jump off a cliff if you couldn’t get with him.

1: “He’s really nice and caring, I love him
2: “That’s normal, he’s an Elijah!”

by tsunamimii June 21, 2023


Elijah

A white boy who gets mad at you when you throw marshmallows at him. But he is mean af and funny af. Whatch what you say bc you will get cussed TF out by him

Elijah said " throw another fucking one you pussy ass bitch" to the boy who threw a marshmallow at him

by YakME December 8, 2018


Elijah

Elijah is a smart, fun to be around, hot, athletic guy. He has the most amazing eyes ever the moment you look in to his eyes it's like looking into outer space. Elijah's tend to play football, basketball, and track. He also hangs out with the popular kids but is kind to everyone. At first they might seem shy but once you get to know them they are the most talkative person you will know. They have a great sense of humor. Their smile can turn your worst day into your best day. They try to hide their emotions from the world so if you see one and he don't seem right give him a hug and let them know your there for them through heaven and hell. Elijah has great hair to but DONT mess it up. And he know exactaly what kind of girl he likes. A lightskin, curlyheaded, beautiful bigheaded mf. He is so hot but denies it. Not falling for him the hardest thing ever for any girl who meets him. He does not judge people on the out side but it's the inside he pays attention to. And if you meet a Elijah never let him go you will regret it forever. He also matches energy, so if youre cool hes cool. DONT cross him or anyone he loves. He'll fuck you up.

Elijah is probably one of the best fucking people you will meet.

by MMMMM Yall dont need to know December 1, 2022


elijah

elijah is a name of a very confusing name , he's very put together but cant commit to a relationship what so ever , be careful he might play you, but when you could look into his eyes all day just the thought of him could brighten up your day, he makes you feel safe.

be careful elijah might ghost you but if he doesn't he's the best boy you will ever meet.

by unknown12345678910111213 February 1, 2021


Elijah

the sexiest man on this planet and he has a BBC or a PHD

OMG look at that Elijah he is good in bed

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019


Elijah

Elijah is a kind and funny person. No other kind he’s someone who can make your day bright from a few words lord even a Hi from him would make you smile. He’s also very caring and sweet very interesting he’s something that is what I’d say is the love of my life

Elijah<3

by sevnen November 24, 2021