Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.

I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.

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Double Epic

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.

Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."

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Epic Games

Scum of the Earth

Epic Games ruined this planet.

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Anti-epic

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".

Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.

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Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)

you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.

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epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet

Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff

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Epic Threads

A suave, urbane clothing line commonly seen at department stores, such as Macy's. Despite the low prices, their clothing are (comparably) of high quality and sleek, sexy looks.

Epic Threads - perfect for indulging your kid's whines for cool apparel without breaking the bank.

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