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Explain like I'm an American.
Used when you want someone to explain something considering all of the cultural context, linguistic differnces, and typical knowledge-gaps of an American.
François: The turn in in about a kilometer.
Bob: ELI🇺🇸
François: The turn in in about 0.62 miles.
A guy that will hurt you and stab you in the back with out giving a shit what so ever. Also know forever being a lying bitch and will make you get attached just to watch your the pain in your eyes when he breaks your heart.
“We can’t be friends anymore, i have a girlfriend I know said I wasn’t the type to date, and I promised it, but people changed. We can talk when we’re done dating though” -Eli Hollie 2018
The fattest gayest person ever
Ahh will keep jerking me till I jizz I want to Eli herzer on you
When you have the sex before you get your lips defloritized
Mannn, The Eli Situation has me fucked all the way uppp.
Wow i want to be just like Gabi and Eli they are so perfect together
Eli was born next to George Washington has 12 cats and knows the complete form of PI
Eli Billings To be awesome
Funny, Handsome, Popular Artist, Cabin Crew, Good Looking
People 1: Do you know Ely Macwilson??
People 2: No, who is he?
People 1: He is a handsome, rich, and good looking men.