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When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.
She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while getting a blow job
I totally got a New England Ice Cream Sandwich the other night.
New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.
"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."
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The place where Charlie/Cloud Richardson lives
Cloud lives at 31 Temple Crescent Tiverton,Devon England :)
The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.
"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."
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A cock.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
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When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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