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A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.
While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."
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An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
That guy is such an English Pig, he spent the night in the local police cells for trying to start an argument with himself .....he thought it was some other stupid English Pig but in fact it was his own reflection in the glass of a shop window. Stupid English Pig!
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A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.
With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
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Members of the southern part of the United Kingdom that does not come from any form of Celtic background or origin (i.e. Scotland, Ireland or Wales).
These people have a tendancy to be smug and arrogant, as their parliament dictates over the other parts of the UK, and imposes taxation on resources native to Scotland like their oil found off the coast of Shetland...
Chancellor "...and here we have in this years budget of a further 2 pence per gallon of petrol, in order to screw the scottish people out of the last industry that the Tory government in the 80's has not killed off...This will benefit all English People as we have no resources left of our own"
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Correct English is term used by ignorant people to describe any local deviation in syntax, grammar and pronunciation throughout the wide variety of examples of the uses of the modern English Language. "Correct English" in fact, implies nothing of value, since English, as a language, is English and though I'm using English right now, I call it a fucking Elevator, not a Lift, because I am an American.
James: Hello, sir.
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Thank you for bieng an ignorant asshole. It is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.
George: Your welcome?
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(1). American English:
The worst manifestation of an oblique bastard tongue.
Rather than turning heaven to hell, the process of Americanising English is like watching a horror movie sequel: the original was bad, but the next installment will be much worse.
(2). American English:
Soon to be renamed "Microsoftonese".
Seriously, has anyone ever managed to switch the Word spell-check to English-English?
NOTE: if you have
- obtained a PHD in a nerdy IT subject; or
- are addicted to Jolt Cola and computer games; or
- are 30+ years of age and still yet to experience a woman's touch
Then please, PLEASE, consider that question rhetorical.
(3). American English:
The bane of high school English teachers. Have you found anyone else that cares?
In the strictest sense, American English refers to the Americanised (or Americanized) spelling of English words. That is evident from the term itself, which consists of the noun "English" qualified by the adjectival "American". What most of these people have failed to realise is that "Americanisms", or distinctly American slang or vernacular is NOT American English. Who knows... maybe one day the corpus of Americanisms will be so great that one might refer to English American. Or has that day arrived?
Hmm...
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an arbitrary system of rules used by one group to dominate another. used ironically.
Bro, I'ma wup some English grammar on yo ass.
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