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Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole
Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city
Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.
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Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.
Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond
Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways
Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night
Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie
Sexual intercourse involving one's nose. Honestly I'm not even sure how someone would go about doing that, but you do you ig.
I bet Spamton would be amazing at eskimo sex.
When your Eskimo brother and sister mate to have Eskimo children. Then their children have children etc... Etc...
Are you a member of my Eskimo palace? Fuck yeah eskibro
Similar to Eskimo Brothers, when 2 dudes fuck the same girl, but she is black.
Yo, me and Nick just became Eskimo Stepbrothers!
That's kinda cool, but still pretty fucking gross man.