factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!

'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom

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Chill Factor

1.How cold someone really is.

2.How desperate for a sweatshirt someone is.

The girl gave away her chill factor in math class:

Girl: ooohh i'm so coldd... Henry do you have a sweatshirt?

Henry (Quaterback): No, sorry.

Brendan (Math Geek): I have a sweatshirt you can borrow!

Girl: oh.. actually, its ok. Its actually kinda hot in here now.

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boner factor

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner

Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor

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Crackleation Factor

Meaning degree of what's up.

What's the crackleation factor bitch?

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WTF Factor

The WTF Factor,WTF standing for the widely known phrase 'what the fuck',is a commonly used factor but not commonly known.The WTF Factor consists of the general principals known as:the setup,the objective,and the effect or reaction.
First, the setup.The set up is usually composed of an area or object.Setups such as a pool or an office,possibly the home of an enemy.The objective is to promote alterations to a place to give off a sense of random or humor.And the effect,or reaction,should be the exclamation of the phrase 'what the fuck?!' or something along the lines of that.

SOMEONE:"Hey did you hear?Someone made the pool into jello!"

YOU:"What the fuck?!"

SOMEONE:"I know!Total WTF factor huh?"

XD

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WTF Factor

A factor in videos that help them go viral. The WTF factor is increased the more confusing, creepy, jawdropping, retarded, horrifying, pedophilic, or sexually appealing the video is. The more you analyze a video with a high WTF factor, the more you hurt yourself.

*After watching a Japanese Commercial*

Interviewer: So, why do you think the video went viral?
Person: It's because of the WTF Factor. I was just left with a blank expression after watching this.

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Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

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