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A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
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The act of bringing a pinch of dip carefully from the tin to the user's mouth, WITHOUT DROPPING A SINGLE STRAND. For more of a challenge, try lengthening the distance from the tin to your mouth, such as (if in a car) reaching into the backseat and taking a pinch from someone else's tin. Once accomplished you will bask in an endless sea of self-pride and honour amongst your peers.
User 1(talking to User 2 in backseat): Dude, can I take a pinch from your tin?
User 2: Yea I guess so, that's a long reach for a pinch though, it's like a fucking LEAP OF FAITH!
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A huge 2 story ledge next to a large double set that only one skater, Jamie Thomas, has ever landed.
The Leap of Faith is a sick spot, but I would only try it if I had a death wish.
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1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.
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The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.
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Person who restores one's faith in the opposite sex after a series of bad relationships.
Fran: So it was his idea for you to round off the romantic break in New York with an afternoon's shopping in Macy's? Jesus, that guy is a total faith healer!
Lil: Yup.
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when a penis penetrates a vagina in a flying leap and the dick-dick fits perfectly into the vagina in a flying leap without fracturing it and your faith is rewarded
harry took a leap of faith and missed and fracture his penis #rippenis
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Being faithful to a friend mean show them respect doin want they want when u don't want to as well let them do the same for you faithful is being generous to another kind sweet
loyal and loving....
I'm always being faithful to you
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