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Noun: A gay male that originates from New England that enjoys surfing male porn.
Chris, (a.k.a - Meat) is such a Sausage Farmer!
a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.
I had dated this girl for about 2 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends. Her and I went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. After a night of partying, I new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be pissed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. He's lucky i didn't beat him sensless. That kind of opprotunists is a SKUNK FARMER!
When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.
Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?
Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.
#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.
1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s
To preform anal sex with an animal
Billy: he dad isn't that puppy in the window cute?
Dad: yeah id give it a Farmer Brown!