Gorilla Fart

A Gorilla Fart is an alcoholic drink procured at a busy bar. It is made by taking the pour mat that the bartender has been pouring drinks over all night and pouring the liquid that has runoff or spilled into it in a glass. This random concoction that varys greatly in consisterncy from bar to bar is what is known as a Gorilla Fart.

Last night the bar had $1 well drinks on special. The Gorilla Fart that the pour mat produced at the end of the night from all of that cheap liquor had me calling dinosaurs all night and next morning!

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Stick Fart

Fart that sticks to everything and everyone in the room, to the point where anyone who moves around is a carrier.

Seriously Pedro, what did you eat? Oh, man, you got it on my coat! Ungh, it's everywhere! Why you gotta go and drop stick farts everywhere?

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First Fart

When a dating couple encounter there first anal smell in there releationship

It was nothing but akward when Chad was making out with Kiersten and he ripped a First Fart on her!

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Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

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Doctor fart

/ˈdäktər färt/

(Noun)

When you fart and the smell is so vile you consider seeing a doctor

That Doctor fart really has me worried. Smells like I've already died.

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farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

emilia fart

iconic

emilia fart is iconic

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