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An attraction to a set of the most admirable womens feet.
Brian Sr: Did you see Samantha's feet the other day?
Bruce Jr: No, why would i look at her feet?
Brian Sr: Well after seeing them in flip flop's ive determined ive got a FOOT FETISH.
Bruce Jr: Eww dude thats sick
Brian Sr: No way dude id totally stick my dick between her luscious soles and cum all over her toes!
Bruce Jr: That's kind of weird but I guess to each is own.
Brian Sr: Shes like the Pamela Anderson of the foot world bro, toes of a goddess.
-Brian Sr.
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A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.
Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.
This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."
- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".
2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."
*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
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The fetishization of Asian people, often Asian girls. A dehumanizing behavior which reduces people to stereotypes about their race. Commonly found in white men, notably everyone who's posted a definition for this previously (jesus christ what are y'all on. This is fucking racism, not an orientation). Similar to weeaboos and koreaboos, as they all share an unhealthy obsession with an incorrect perception of Asian culture. It's not just a dating preference, it's upsetting and honestly pretty rude.
Person A: What're you up to?
Person B: Just dreaming about the day I get to date an Asian girl.
Person A: Uhhhhh do you have an Asian fetish or something?
Person B: Yeah, there anything wrong with that?
Person A: That's pretty racist man...
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Refers to attractions to asian women. Caucasian men are more likely to have asian fetish because they feel the want to be dominant since that asian women stands out as submissive. It's their exotic appearance that attracts the more masculine men.
There is nothing wrong with asian fetish, but there is something wrong with hating the asian guys when you love the asian women. This ussually happens because of jealousy, and they take actions because they don't really want to admit it. Am I not right?
Jake - " I don't know why, but I seem to only love asian girls"
John - " You just have the asian fetish"
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an over weight woman who gets sexual pleasures from ringing boys up at 1 in the morning with a trucks gear stick in her vagina and telling them about it. this woman is simply refferd to as 'truck fetish'
:O paul wtf ur ex had a truck fetish lololololololololol owned
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The act of enjoying penis and denying the fact that you are gay.
"Hay I think Tom has a major penis fetish. He was all over Jared the other day."
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A homosexual who doesn't enjoy giving or receiving anal sex and only does blow jobs or hand jobs.
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